keep laughing, it’s still not funny

“We have to spend more time together - we should go on another date soon.”
“Friday?”
– today after school –
“So am I seeing you tonight?”
*laughs* “Psh, I’m seeing a movie.”

I actually walked away and started swearing for a full minute at least, uninterrupted, jumping around like mad.  Way to forget your girlfriend.  AMAZING job.